Tounge twisters

5KM's favourite tongue-twisters:

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

3. I'd like a proper cup of coffee from my copper-bottomed coffee pot.

4. Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather (repeat quickly).

5. Irish wrist watch (say quickly).

A bit of nonsense:

"Ladies and Jelly spoons, I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. On Monday, which is Good Friday, we'll be having a Mother's Meeting for fathers only. Admission is free, pay at the door. Bring your own seats, we'll sit on the floor!"

NOTICE: "If you notice this Notice - you'll notice that this Notice is not worth noticing!"